I Need Answers
1. So who’s going to teach me how to do the South Dallas Swag?
2. Should Robert Townsend be afraid now that the Golden Lords have found a new leader?
3. Why wasn’t anyone told Foxy Brown that colored contacts on colored folk ain’t the move for 2011?
4. If we’re going to call on Beyoncé, Mariah Carey, Usher and 50 Cent to donate the money they made from Qaddafi to charity, are we going to return the favor over the people our government killed for cheap gas?
5. Why won’t Lil’ Kim just refill her prescription and go back to school?
6. How long before Charlie Sheen’s white privilege is taken away & he’s reminded of his real last name?
7. Can someone explain the “Born This Way” video to me? Slowly.
8a. After reading Louis Farrakhan’s comments that Rihanna’s performances are “filthy” and that her fans along with gays are both gays “swine,” does anyone else hope that the next time the minister gets his hair fried, dyed, & laid to the side, the beautician sneaks some pork grease in there?
8b. How can he call Rihanna “filthy” but then pose with Karrine Steffans with a big ass grin on his face?
9. Why don’t your cousins still know that Moscato isn’t supposed to be consumed with spicy Cajun wings?
10. So Matthew Morrison is serious about this solo career thing?
11. While I have no qualms over being mad at ‘the man,’ but can anyone actually name a black film and/or performance that deserved an Academy Award nomination this year?
12. Wouldn’t you rather watch Madea Finally Gets Dementia instead?
13. As great as Adele’s voice is, does anyone else listen to her and think, “Damn, I miss Amy Winehouse?”
14. Shouldn’t the black comedies on TV actually make you laugh?
15. Is Twitter not the best thing to ever happen to Rihanna’s public profile?
16. Can OWN be on air longer than an hour before Oprah Winfrey’s critics dismiss it as a failure?
17. Speaking of failures, why would Ciara purposely start beef with a much more popular singer for press?
18. What’s taking so long for your copy of Black Friday to arrive?
19. Wherever Raz-B is sitting quietly, don’t you hope he stays his ass right there?
20. Is it #beyseason yet?
i hate the fact that mr. shue is singing to my mom but trying to get in my panties. i need him to stick to directing new directions to regionals and stop trying to make his solo career happen. it’s not going to happen.
#3 – Can I ask why @TeamFoxBoogie comes for EVERYONE on twitter who dares mention her name? They’ve come for me twice but the stream is like…. That person has to be on some real stalker isht since you know she can’t afford a PR team
#14! i’ve been watching The Game with the -____- face since the beginning. Love these posts. Love your blog. Miss Beyonce, too!
#3 – Yeah….. WTF was Foxy Brown thinking? She looked atrocious. Self-hatred is a disease.
#8 – Oh, Farrakhan.
#11 – NOT ONE was worthy of anything Oscar this year. And instead of blaming “the man” for it, Black folks in the business need to step up their game.
#14 – Black comedies SHOULD actually make you laugh, but they won’t.
#17 – Oh, Ciara.
And really, Rihanna. 
#18 – There weren’t enough copies of Black Friday made to satisfy the masses. Yeah, that’s it.
#15 – Absolutely. Her Twitter has made me love her more.
#2 – Speaking of the Golden Lords, when the hell is METEOR MAN 2 gonna happen?! All of Hollywood is cashing in on pointless sequels. Robert Townsend might as well go ahead and try to get that paper.
You mean Charlie Sheen’s real WHOLE name….Carlos Estevez
3. Forever ghetto trash
4. STOP before you get your right to vote revoked.
8. Fukkakhan ain’t dead yet? Thay could be reason #2 why he’s smiling. #1 is the blowjob she gave him, his first in 20 years.
#11: Night Catches Us easily could have been nominated. However, I wasn’t one of the people lamenting the whiteness of this year’s awards and blaming the man.
On Charlie Sheen — Allegedly, his grandfather is from Spain; which (in how this world confusedly enjoys cross-defining race and nationality) is considered certified white/Euro.
So, ummm… no. Don’t look forward to his acceptance of personal responsibility for his actions to arrive any time soon. He will continue to dip, pop, twerk (and never stop) his White Privilege….
… until he runs out of money.
Then, he’ll write a NY Times best-seller exposing their fabricated family history and Mexican ancestry; and detailing his struggle with hiding that fact (and how the guilt and sorrow led him to crazed drug addiction). He’ll then be awarded Essence Image and Literary awards, BET Honors and a barrage of praise from all American minority-focused media outlets. Then, he’ll make a “comeback” and go back to shtupping hookers, insulting his ex-wives and endangering his children — via Today Show cameras broadcasting from his newer, bigger house in Beverly Hills.
@NUNYA BIZNESS: And there you have it.
8.a/b-”The Charmer” (look it up) can go sit his azz down somewhere. Preferably far away.
#13 answer, NO! *Adele stan* Although, I do love me some Amy Crackhouse….
However, Adele is dope as hell and her albums 19 & 21 are imperative to your life.
Thatisall.