She Runs The World, You Ruin Your Brain Cells
Let’s get all of the formalities out of the way first. Yes, I’ve seen Beyoncé’s new video. Of course, I am in love with it. Naturally, I think it’s the best video released so far this year. Actually, I do think it’s probably Beyoncé’s best video to date. Sure, she is putting your favorite to shame. No, I don’t care that you don’t like it. Uh, I’ll pass on arguing back and forth about it. Eh, if you think I have an obsession I think my genitals need a barber.
There, have we covered all of the basics? Seriously, if you like it, I love you, if you don’t, I still love you for caring enough to say so here (although, you should probably email this post to someone who does — they’ll like it more, no?). Anyway, I actually wanted to focus on the morons who are saying Beyoncé’s new video is yet another sign that she is a part of the Illuminati.
Yes, sights of Mufusa, those hating ass hyenas that took Simba’s daddy out, along with some wandering eye all has a village idiot near you thinking that if MTV still did Making The Video, the lost footage would show the devil teaching Beyoncé how to properly flip her hair while doing a sexy stanky legg.
I don’t understand you conspiracy theory loving dimwits are forever looking for the devil in a music video. Why aren’t you in Washington throwing holy water on your trifling ass congressperson and the lobbyist to which he or she serves? Don’t bother giving me an answer the requires a field trip to your acid-abusing friend’s YouTube channel. Just shut up.
Anyway, again, I love the video and since the world is apparently ending tomorrow I better get on the good foot and learn the Tofo Tofo two-step.
Oh, and you forgot the misconception that Beyonce hired a body double. Because even though she can walk up walls in stilettos, she CLEARLY has to hire a double to do a simple heel-toe maneuver. -_-
I just wished she didn’t have all them damn girls in the video I would have hated to be on set that day. Having to point my hand out the crowd. I’m glad she danced more. She normally goes out for the concerts and live performances, and I don’t blame her. I like to see her live.
are you stupid or blind michael…i like the video, and am neither a conspiriacy theorist nor a religious zealot…but i can clearly see the hand signs she throws up..the patterns of dance and poses that are not placed by accident..illuminati is just another name for a controlled group being USED……all REALISTS dont believe its a product of devil worship , either…how ignorant… i guess next ull say the stautue of liberty wasnt based off of the goddess columbia….. maybe your the one ignorant to these ancient symbols..maybe thats why you cant see it….have you ever considered that?…open your eyes…but your so cynical, right?
i have been an avid reader of this blog for years…i find your posts witty and fun..truthful and have respected you and remained an observor..until you being to attack people…this makes u like everyone else….u couldnt just dick ride w/o having to bring the truth into it…? you should be ashamed….. that you have this much influential power to show people the truth with your words…but you use it for this type of thing instead….shameful…you wonder why your life is fucked up…dick riding fame and the people that have lost themselves to have it, is not going to fix your financial problems…nor is making fun of others who have the eyes to SEE whats really there..you should praise the normal ‘cynical’ people that dont believe everything placed in front of them..the ones who think outside the boX …you are a >victim..
as for the facts. do you not notice…no you cannot even as a gay man you cannot see what the feminine mind can….u dont see that all the women are dressed as whores..with garter belts …as she is covered and dressed as a goddess …making the hand symbols youve never even been strong enought to look up for yourself. as for reality. we live in a shallow world . Level with me there. You attack true “cynicists”.
You couldnt just gush over the video without dragging freethinkers into the mud huh?
The thing about your blogging career…is that somehow …..you still seem unsure.
And with this post you have finally lost credibility.
When in the bloody hell did all these conspiracy theorist come on this blog? GTFOH you nutsos! Beyonce loves the Lord, point blank period!
Ummmmm…who ARE you people?!?!?!?!?! Who cares whether Beyonce loves the Lord or not for goodness sakes. She danced her ass off in this video (which is part of her job description) and she’s only an entertainer. Nothing more, nothing less. Relax and enjoy……
@keith and @derek…when did anyone besides michael and you speak on beyonce loving the lord? You cant even follow the conversation…lol…#FAIL
GTFOH
“Blogging career.” “Financial problems.” “Freethinkers.” “You are a victim.” “You wonder why your life is fucked up.”
Wrong. Girl, what? Oh, okay. Projector. I don’t because it isn’t. All in all: comical. Thank you for giving me samples of what’s to come and thank you for reading.
By the way, “V” and “Kay” are the same person. I see you and your IP. Smile.
i like the post. and your right ABOUT the illuminati nuts, but i thought this was a site for opinions, whyd you take down what she wrote? Even if you didnt agree, you could have respected it. That looks bad a bloggewr man.
“i thought this was a site for opinions,”
Yes, mine.
“whyd you take down what she wrote?”
It was baseless, sophomoric, and incorrect — about me. Who run the world is up for debate, who runs my site is not.
“Even if you didnt agree, you could have respected it.”
No, I don’t. Let her use rape metaphors elsewhere. There are thousands of comments left on my site, not all of them in agreement with me. I know you mean well, so it’s nothing to you directly but in general I’m not going to let blatant disrespect to me happen on my own site. Like, no.
Your welcome -V-. I disagree with you mike, but its your site.
You’re hilarious, Mikey. Although, I’m disappointed–I did expect more commentary and an in depth, play by play video review.
Damn Michael…I’ve been reading the blog for a while..Never have I seen so much hatred towards you, for your opinions..I totally disagree with you ( I KNOW U SAW THE GIRL ON THE CROSS) , but again, this is your SITE.. so do as you will..I still think that beyonce should take a break…I can say that because we are TIRED of her ass. No one is denying that the she is talented and enjoys what she does and has the best ambition and drive of any artist out there, but she needs to take a fuckin break and give us some quality material. ALL OF HER FANS ARE NOT YOUING QUEENS IN THE CLUB !! Back in the day artist waited 3-4 years or longer between albums, took breaks out of the public eye..they let us MISS them!! Had us feening for them and new material..NO ONE HAS TO CHECK FOR HER CAUSE SHE’S ALWAYS THERE. LOL Absence makes the heart grow fonder dude,that’s all.. And I know that this is all for comic relief but…She will have haters til she dies, I’m not hating..just keeping it 100%. I like her.She’s HOT..but she is NOT better than my FAVORITE, which is none other than Janet Jackson. Simply because she’s not on JANET’S PLATEAU. She may be a better vocalist..but all around entertainer, Nah Bruh. When BEY still shittin on em after 30 yrs in the game with a few battle scars that show that she once was shitted on by the industry only to prevail, then applaud her mess like RTW. digressing….Ur SEXY DAMMIT! Probably sexier when having an attitude.. b e z sexy @lumpdaddy on twitter
Music is to be enjoyed. We enjoy beyonces entertainment skills and her performance is killer…….ADMITTING that it has SUBLIMINALS will NOT take away from those good things about it.
NO one is saying live under a rock…….Perhaps your just not strong enuff to know the truth and do the “beyonce” in the mirror when no ones looking. Some of us are. “Smile”
I hope you feel stupid about deleting others opinions now…otherwise this is a facebook page for you to rant on without the people that take time to comment.
everyones saying the same thing for a reason…i noticed you deleted someone for it…
a balanced opinion on somehing means that you view both sides in thier entirety..but your too self rightous to correct your ignorance..with knowledge and truth….
what makes you different from anybody else?
I didn’t delete other people’s opinions about Beyonce being Satan’s head mistress, I deleted out of bounds and incorrect comments about [me]. This is [my] site and if you think [I'm] going to pay for [my] site and allow some troll to fill up [my] site with a bunch of nonsense, I hope I never feel as stupid as that sounds. And for the record, I did acknowledge certain instances of symbolism cited, I just don’t believe it proves Beyonce is Ursula The Sea Witch and that a music video provided proof that the world was ending this past Saturday as predicted. To that end in both instances know what you’re actually talking about before commenting.
This song had to grow on me and her performance at the ‘Billboard Music Awards’ helped a little more. The video was different for her, so I think she wanted to step outside of her comfort zone for this song and upcoming album, “4.” Nothing wrong with that. As for the ‘Illuminati’ enthusiasts, I’m a Christian but I don’t see the obsession with the devil, symbols, or anything else related to destruction. I also don’t look forward to rewinding a song, or a whole album to see what is said and critique it. I just don’t.
Also Michael I’ve been visiting your site for a few years now, and I love how you add humor and common sense to the entertainment topics and political topics. There are some opinions that you’ve shared that I’ve either agreed or disagreed with you on, but I never thought to disrespect you like some have done above and in the past. I feel that if you wouldn’t come into their home being disrespectful, then you shouldn’t disrespect them on their own site – that you didn’t pay for. Its not like Mike said anything stereotypical about a group of people within his discussions for no apparent reason.
Thanks, Kristy. I appreciate that!
THis is one of those times that I think a person liking something or someone will force themselves to like something when its really not good…I mean this song is not good..at all…the switching of the beats, the random breakdowns??? Is this supposed to be a club song or what??? Oh yeah the video is nice but that doesn’t change the fact that this song is not good. I think she was trying to sell the message of the song than the actual song itself….
I used to come this site all the time bc of the witty humorous comments by the blogger, but the ranting about Beyonce just got out of hand and most of the bloggers comments (while super entitled to them) were opinion & a little over the top. Beyonce is an awesome entertainer & no one denies that but she is also a swagger jacket & copy & paste artist bc she as an individual is dense and lacks original creativity. She uses the term inspired AFTER someone calls her on taking someone else’s idea. This proves my point of her being dense, in a world where technology is changing the game she continues to steal other ideas & is too stupid to realize she is going to get called on it hours later bc Normal Everyday Intelligent people WILL FACT CHECK, when someone who has a history of jacking original ideas & claiming it as there own. Again nothing against beyonce but for a 30 year old talking about girls running the world; it is a clear indication that her time is up! & actually it should be bc she hasn’t evolved one iota since dangerously in love & its just becoming comical.
As I stated I used to come on this site bc the blogger was like breath of fresh air, but the way he attacks like a wounded tiger over beyonce is (simply put) wack! We all know its your site that showcases your opinion, but when You provide a comment section it merely implies that we can give ours. I actually was waiting for this site to take over but after 3 years and the same 7 commenters I can only Kanye Shrug and K.I.M. Maybe the blogger should use this site to keep it witty, funny, & real & start a Beyonce Fan page where he can rant & praise & not provide a comment section for other opinions. This one would probably blow up less the Beyonce You gotta lover her bc she’s the queen bashings. Just sayin….