Good Luck With That, Cadillac Kimberly
We all have a right to our opinions, but that doesn’t necessarily mean we should encourage people to cling to such stupid ones. Especially if the opinions in question will more than likely stunt their growth. Enter Cadillac Kimberly, who I’ve noticed in the last two weeks is not particularly fond of gay people. She doesn’t specifically say so, though. No, she wraps it up in the bow of being a Christian woman that essentially hates the sin but loves the sinner.
Or some bullshit like that.
Though she is free to hold this point of view, as a southern black female comic looking to make inroads in the entertainment industry what are the chances of her getting far with tweets like this:
I’m pretty sure Tracy Morgan can answer. As can today’s Eddie Murphy, who has since apologized for his homophobic tirades back in the 1980s. You can chalk it up to hypersensitivity spurred by political correctness or people finally waking up, but there aren’t too many entertainment mediums left where you can blatantly compare gay people to drug abusers, murderers, or perverts.
It’s for good reason, too: The comparisons are ignorant as fuck. So you know I’m about to put this hypocritical country crock of shit she released onto the Web on full blast now, right?
I’ve been diplomatic enough to state the obvious: That Cadillac Kimberly is within her right to be anti-gay. However, the hypocrisy of it all is a greater punchline than anything that’s come out of her mouth thus far.
For someone talking about disrespecting God’s law, I find it pathetically predictable how little of God’s laws she seems to employ in her own entertainment ambitions. This is a woman who is “famous” for essentially cursing out reality stars on YouTube. What would Jesus do? Not favorite her videos in his YouTube account.
I’ve found Caddy Kim to be funny, but I’m not Jesus nor am I pretending to be a bastion of moral authority.
Now if someone wants to get on their high horse, the least they could do is live it how they call it.
What do Christians claim God says about premarital sex again? Something to the effect of, “Sit your horny ass down on something that doesn’t erect until you get married fo’ I smite thee slut?” I’m paraphrasing.
She’s not married, and thus, is openly boasting of fornication. Not only she does openly discuss fornication herself, she professes an affinity for others who do the same.
I happen to love Big Boi, too, but in the context of someone chiding those for disrespecting God’s law how are you going to go ga ga over a guy who has a stripper pole in his house and makes strip club music (solo)? Mind you, she’s also cursing in this clip and being blatantly materialistic. Merely doing so in the midst of spewing some pseudo philosophical nonsense doesn’t change that.
Oops, you did it again.
I also wonder what God thinks of the following:
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Jesus big on charity? Moreover, isn’t God not very keen on folks talking his name in vain? Lord, I think I’m right. Oh, Lord.
This is what frustrates me so much about some Christians, particularly Christians of color. It’s like you are so quick to condemn some other group, though you forget the same things were done to your black ass. Not to mention in trying to scold someone else based on your obviously limited understanding of your own faith, you show what a self-serving fake ass spiritualist you are. Biblical literalists of convenience are the bane of common sense. And my last nerve.
I should note that Caddy Kim played the “I do have gay friends” card. Gay friends who evidently, follow the Uncle Ruckus approach to life. Yeah, the kind of gays who fit her linear idea of gay men. It’s akin to racists who refute claims of prejudice by shouting about their “black friends.” All my skinfolk ain’t kinfolk and not all gay folks are secure with their strokes.
But wait, I guess I’m supposed to go, “Well, she has gay friends! She can’t really hate them, right?!” Far be it from me for being needy, but I’d like to think anyone deserves more than a shallow friendship in which one person feels the other might be cool to giggle with yet dually believes that his or her union is less meaningful than theirs. Most gay people with self-respect would see through this. All she did was find some poor souls still struggling to rectify who they are with the idiocies they’ve been conditioned to believe by way of distorted biblical text. Whoopity motherfucking do.
I’m also sure some people admire her for sticking to her principles and not bowing to the pressure of the industry for a come up. Insert rant about “gay mafias” here. In theory, I would agree about the power of principle but she straddles the line of prejudice given she’s sure to note how her gay friends are “bosses.”
I wish these gay friends of hers were boss enough to let her know that as a creative person, having an open mind can do wonders for her both personally and professionally. But what do I know? God’s about to put a boot on my most private areas for violation.
Actually, I’m pretty sure of one thing. Johnny Gill’s next album has a better chance of sending Chris Brown back to Tappahannock than Caddy Kim does making it big out in LA and on TV talking that poorly of gay people. Keep it regional, Saint.
You sure do, Buick, but the biggest irony of it all is your shtick probably appeals most to a lot of gay men. So if all this comes back to bite you in your ass (not in the gay way, you blessed woman of God, you) don’t say no one warned you.
And for the love of God, watch For The Bible Tells Me So already. Then go read. Rinse and repeat. You’re welcome.
Luckey Starr
July 17, 2011 at 10:40 am
I got into a heated debate with her on twitter and have blocked her every since. These queens kill me, always supporting people who don’t support them (both publicly and in secret). I guess it’s because she “keeps it real” but doesn’t mean I have to care for her and her opinions.
How can you call yourself a Christian woman but you curse like a sailor among MANY other things? How dare she point the finger when she got more fingers with acrylic nails pointing right back at her.
She can believe what she want to believe. I have no problem with that but we need to stop supporting her and many like her. That’s dangerous..
Adrienne
July 17, 2011 at 12:23 pm
Personally, I fail to see the humor in much of her musings. She seems nothing more than a one-trick pony. She can take a target as easy as Eddie Long and go on and on about it, while saying nothing to advance the conversation in any meaningful way and then post her vid to YouTube. It’s a good hustle if you can get it, I guess. I also find her to be not the least bit self-serving. I am quick to side-eye ppl who RT compliments of themselves all day. One or two, maybe, but after that, it just looks pathetic. We get it. You have plenty of sycophants who laud praise on you constantly. Yes, I know you drive a couple of Cadillacs and you are friends with Dwight Eubanks (for whatever that’s worth), but it’s just all a bit much for me. I look for a little something deeper in comics – something of substance. It’s not enough to turn on a webcam and cuss ppl out while wrapping yourself in the bible. In short, I don’t see a big career for you out west either, Miss Kimberly.
Token
July 17, 2011 at 6:46 pm
The moral relativity in the entertainment blogosphere and in Hollywood has always blown my mind. Bloggers and You Tube video makers reference Christ and his teachings, yet the devote 90 percent of their blog posts to “shading” celebrities or just saying straight up disrespectful things about them. Kim’s selective Christianity is no worse than the hypocrisy shown by most of her blogger/upcoming comedian peers. You could have written this piece about almost anyone who covers celebs in one capacity or another.
She has the right to her opinion. The Bible tells us that “There is not a righteous man on earth who does what is right and never sins.” Let’s hope Kim realizes this at some point and stops commenting on the Word that she clearly knows very little about.
Oh…I doubt Kim wants to attain the level of fame of the people you mentioned. If she were a rapper, I think she would be content having a Lil KeKe type career. She would be pretty well known in some circles, have enough cash to be materialistic, but most of the public would have no idea who she is.
Antonio
July 18, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Well, she aint cute anyway.
kishan
July 20, 2011 at 8:56 am
Thank you, Michael. It’s like you read my mind…
M.MORRIS
July 20, 2011 at 12:03 pm
but it is perversion honey,its not natural so its what? UNNATURAL
Blaze
July 21, 2011 at 9:04 pm
Alternative lifestyle or whatever my problem is those who trying comparing being gay and fightin for their rights to blacks in the civil rights movement which alot of people are trying to attempt with the latest example being queen latifah. Gay is the new black??? Get the F$%# outta here with that crap!! Race is not an alternative lifestyle, race is not a choice. You wanna fight for your rights fine but using that bs copout is not the way to do it. And if your best argument is pointing to someone else’s behavior to justify yours, then you just as wrong as they are.
No I personally dont believe same sex couples should be able to adopt kids…I dont believe alot of people should be able to raise kids or have them for that matter because its the same thing. Whether you realize it or not, you’re forcing your lifestyle on them. The same way a drug addicted parent does, the same way an abusive parent does, the same way a racist parent does. You want to live your alteternative lifestyle go ahead, I could care less. When you want to bring a child in under your lifestyle, you think you’re giving them a fair shake?? Stop fooling yourselves
Blaze
July 21, 2011 at 9:08 pm
Oh yeah Big boi has a stripper pole in his house SO he can’t possibly be right?! Thats your defense?? Weak I’m tired of this childish “SO LOOK AT YOU” response. If ya cant defend your choice properly, then maybe you should take a better look at what you doin
Gord
August 28, 2011 at 3:17 am
Blaze, you are too IGNORANT for words. Firstly, don’t believe everything you read in the Bible. Yes, that’s correct! Just as one shouldn’t believe everything that you read in the US Constitution. The ‘so call Constitution’ in beginning was not protecting Blacks now was it? It was OK to have Blacks as slaves be it sex or whatever the ‘whiteman’ determined was OK! If it is their law does it make it just? ABSOLUTELY not! Remember, people of power will do whatever and write whatever to CONTROL. Homosexuality is NOT a sin! Homosexuality is touted as a sin because someone who distorted the contents in the Bible wanted to CONTROL people born as homosexuals or were themselves homosexual and could not deal with that reality. God made us all and God does not make mistakes. Homosexuals do NOT just wakeup one morning and decide to be Gay you morons! Where in the 10 Commandments does it say, being Gay/Homosexuality is a sin? The very people who claim to be religious are those who sentenced Jesus Christ to death,,, just because; who are they Angels? Those who pontificate about God and yet did not have any problem murdering Indians and stealing their land and call themselves Pilgrims? Oh please you bumbling IDIOTS! Readup, go directly to God and ask God what is the truth in the Bible. More than 50% of what is in the Bible is NOT what is God’s will; but man attempting to play God through CONTROL and POWER! Look at governments around the world. What are they all doing to cease CONTROL and POWER,,, doing countless activities that are NOT God’s will. The only litmus for me in the Bible is the 10 Commandments. That’s where it begins and ends for me. I attempt to live my life by those 10 PHENOMENAL rules. I recommend everyone do the same!
BEEN THERE DONE THAT
August 28, 2011 at 8:56 am
To all the ones who think that now, as opposed to thousand of years of trying to make homosexuality a”natural” state of being…. now it will be? It will NEVER be. You can rationalize, critisize, penalize, ostricize or vilanize….It will ALWAYS be wrong. It will never be normal. Say what you want, about who you want, frown and “down”… But the Natural Order of things will NEVER change.
Gord
September 4, 2011 at 4:23 pm
‘Been There Done That’ you are soooooooooooo IGNORANT that wasting ones time to RESPOND to your STUPIDITY makes one to some degrees as DUMB and STUPID as you! You are CLUELESS as to what the natural order of things are. Considering that your Forebears were SLAVES, you still have the blatant IGNORANCE and STUPIDITY to vibrate in the consciousness you do. Uhk! You are SCUM!
Neledi Tafari
September 22, 2011 at 4:25 pm
I haven’t read pure journalism like this in a long time. I commend your courage. God bless you.
Beautiful1
October 9, 2011 at 6:15 pm
I had it out with her on FB because I did not agree with her on one of her statuses. She is a narcissist, and God forgive you if you do not subscribe to her point of view. She posted that people need to quit seeking out counseling and have more faith in Jesus as a counselor, and she pretty much dissed the counseling profession which is what I’m seeking my Masters in so that I can become a Licensed Professional Counselor. Well baby, Ms. Thang told me to “take a quiet seat” put down the fact that I was furthering my education by stating that it doesn’t mean shit to have a Masters and how she did this, that, and the next and is successful in her own right (I suppose w/o a degree). I read her ass right back, and she deleted my post, so I posted on her status again and told her “since you deleted my post I will delete you” and I deleted her as a FB friend. Here is the bullshit that happened next: SHE INBOXED MESSAGED ME, and stated “You will learn when to shut the fuck up.” What Pseudo-Celeb does that? She has too much time on her hands…Bitch work on getting your website up and running, the one that has been under construction since forever. Maybe if you spent less time putting others down you could be more than a YouTube Celeb…NEXT!
Gotcha
October 13, 2011 at 9:04 am
I love Cadillac AND GIRL I GOT YO BACK!!!!!!!!
Agreew/beautiful1
October 20, 2011 at 3:32 pm
OHHH I just ran acoss this chck Cadilac Kimberly and I contacted fam in ATL, BITCH IS WEAK AND WACK! She is not who she says she is and her website has been down forever..broke bitch. She Gay bashes so much it truly is sad, it could be due that she looks like an overweight man. People who throw stones have a lot of interal issues. Beautiful1 go with your degree inspire to be more than a one lijne over weight Tyra forehead comic who cannot be booked in there own hometown. I also looked at the trade mark on her website, UMMM Cadillac will be suing her black ass real soon for copyright, that just shows you without a degree or khowledge gets you so far and she hasn’t made it passed the GEORGIA stateline and never will. In this Industry all eyes are on you when you are HOT, when you do “antics” like this to get noticed you will be left in the cold, we all talk and she is NEVER on the HOT TOPICS!! LA HA does the Greyhound go to LA? My boss had the thought of casting this chick, thank GOD he changed his mind, I would have JUMPED, he saw the light from a few interns who follow her on twitter and screen shot her “message”. The FB I don’t know but there someone to call Beautiful 1 if she is harassing you her county and the police. This chick is the BIGGEST(literally) Bully there is on the internet. If you are Gay be proud that is who you are and we are ALL God’s children.
Blessed&HighlyFavored
November 1, 2011 at 10:56 am
It is sad that she uses God and His Word. How can you can say “Praise the Lord” and “Kiss my ass” in the same sentence and think there is a blessing coming? No wonder she isn’t on TV. God doesn’t operate in foolishness. Kim needs deliverance. She is surely not representing Christians. Just like the saying “you live by the sword, you die by the sword. I truly live my life with God FIRST and when I slip because we all do, I repent and work on me not repeating that mistake. God is a forgiving and loving God. I don’t agree with sin. Any sin…..including my own but we are humans that was born into it. If we all want to walk with Christ, WE WILL!!! Plain and simple. It is not our place to judge, bash, look down or step on those whose walk is not blameless. We are to pray for them and keep it moving. The rest is up to God! God bless you!
Gigi
January 1, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Cadillac Kimberly is really funny , she is so right about Eddie Long this man was truly for years a fake , it’s so sad that his members didn’t see through him ,and the support he has is unreal! He was a predator! Atlanta get over it that why we shouldn’t worship these men , it should be Jesus. Cadillac keeps it real people step back she goes hard I’m a fan! I’m like her I had that undercover brother sin …be real.. And NENE take it down.
Andrea Carey
January 18, 2012 at 4:21 am
I LOVE CADILLAC KIMBERLY! As far as monetary gain, her opinion wont stop her success because she’s a noise maker and ground breaking. No one else is as forthcoming and fearless as she, nor unconcerned with what others may think. As far as the gay community, why must she approve of EVERYTHING you all do to be acceptable? And gays in media care a little bit more about the kind of REVENUE this type of controversy can bring in, so I think she may be just fine if SHE decides. The person over this Blog is OBVIOUSLY gay, bitter and biased. Unfortunate. #TEAMCADILLACKIMBERLYALLLLLLLLDAY
Michael
January 18, 2012 at 4:27 am
A You Tuber who bashes reality stars: Yes, totally groundbreaking. Zoom look at innovation go. Thank you for reading and may Scooby Doo and the Mystery Machine find the logic you obviously misplaced before visiting this site.
Andrea Carey
January 18, 2012 at 4:38 am
Michael I think we take Cadillac Kimberly’s career more serious than she does. She was on the news and stated that the Vlogs were for fun, and every interview I ever heard her do she always stated that she was never and never would want to be a celebrity so I don’t know, but by Groundbreaking I mean there is LITERALLY, NO ONE ELSE (female) who is THAT HONEST AND FUNNY! I mean, we turn her on in the hair salon and we laugh until we CRY! And people are BEGGING HER for more. I think she can soar if she decides, but that’s just me. (and over 3 million ppl on You Tube)
Michael
January 18, 2012 at 10:45 am
This is the thing: I reposted this entry on Twitter yesterday because I was told that yet again, Cadillac Kimberly went out of her way to bash gay people, and in particular, the masculinity of gay men. Sure, she’s right to have her opinion as am I. I think it’s dumb to denigrate the very people who helped make you popular. And make no mistake, gay men with respect to regular viewers and in positions of power to help her gain more of them, had a lot to do with helping her find an audience online. Not to mention she comes to LA looking for a way. Yes, the “city of Sodom” itself. So, yeah, you can disagree that it’s stupid to bash gay folks, but I’ll stick with that. Plus, I wonder about people who during a conversation about the sky being blue will interject to say, “GAY PEOPLE ARE RUINING HUMANITY!” How’s that for bitterness? Like, why are you so obsessed? And again, her tone isn’t very Christian-like. Then again, neither is cursing out strangers on camera. =) There are plenty of female comics around, but I get your point. However, dearth doesn’t necessarily mean whatever is available is genius. Oh, and there are plenty of people with fans on You Tube. Doesn’t mean that’ll translate elsewhere, especially if they tempt fate one too many times. We can agree to disagree.
Andrea Carey
January 18, 2012 at 3:33 pm
Michael, with all due respect, GAY IS UNNATURAL and you’re just going to have to accept it, and what CK says/does is no different than gay men saying they are “CHRISTIANS”. I researched her tweets from yesterday and found that she did NOT BASH AT ALL but merely asked Gays TOUGH, LEGITIMATE QUESTIONS that they could not answer. She left them COMPLETELY DUMBFOUNDED and even OTHER Gays came to her defense! Every tweet I read was legitimate. Sounds to me like you are just a hater. Basically all you’ve stated is that CK MUST COMPLY with Gays and ALLL OF THEIR LIFESTYLE CHOICES in order to be successful and you couldn’t be further from the truth. Gays have no more power than anyone else. GOD ADVANCES PEOPLE, and He does it in the face of their enemies, that being you. In closing, I bet YOUR COLUMN hasn’t received over 3.5 MILLION views. Good luck with your perversion. It will NEVER be accepted by the Masses as NORMAL, because it’s not.
Rebecca Hampton
January 20, 2012 at 3:33 pm
I LOVE ME SOME CADILLAC KIMBERLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CADILLAC!!!!!!!!! CADILLAC!!!!!!!!!! WHERE YOU AT???? WE MISS YOUR REALNESS! YOU’RE FEARLESS AND WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! FORGET THE HATERS! WE LOVE YOU! PLEASE MAKE MORE VLOGS! Sincerely ‘A LESBIAN WHO CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH!’ I agree with Andrea above….HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT NORMAL! KEEP SPITTING TRUTH ON THESE FOOLS CADILLAC! YOUR FANS GOT YOUR BACK! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE COME BACK WITH MORE VLOGS!!!!!!!!!!
Doe
January 22, 2012 at 3:08 am
ANYBODY who thinks this type of controversy wont get on tv doesn’t understand the industry.
Stafford
February 2, 2012 at 1:54 am
@Michael, since you CLEARLY think homosexual behavior is normal and should be acknowledged as equal to what God put together, what in your opinion is UNNATURAL? I’m curious to know what standards/boundaries you have IF ANY .
Hampton
February 19, 2012 at 5:49 am
@Blaze YOUR COMMENT IS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! PREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent. I agree 100%. GOD BLESS YOU! #TEAMCADDYKIM
Sonya
February 23, 2012 at 3:35 am
@Agreew/Beautiful1 You lost me from the beginning with describing Cadillac Kimberly as ‘Weak and wack’. I mean CLEARLY you must see that she’s neither. Don’t let your obvious jealousy of her wit, humor and popularity,or the gay spirit that has taken control of your lifestyle and destiny make you say such absurd things. She’s obviously struck one of your gay nerves. Pray about it dearheart. And have you seen her engagement ring? I’d be more wise in using the term broke when describing her. Speak what you KNOW, that way we wont have to hear from you often being that you obviously don’t know much.. Smh…..Faggots like you make me sick.
Goosey
March 20, 2012 at 6:04 am
Catty Kim is very ignorant. Because her Eddie Long vlog took off she thinks she can jump from Youtube to the big tube. Well, she can’t. She’s too unattractive. She’s so busy hating on gays, doesn’t she understand that Hollywood is run by gays? She’s got a “I heart Jews” pic on her FB page, like that is going to get her in with the hot shots of Hollywood. She’s so ignorant because she doesn’t even know that the great majority of the Jews in Hollywood are gay. That is just a fact. Trust, when she finally realizes this she will change her whole attitude and start hearting gays but it still won’t work.
It’s so funny that she thinks she has outgrown YT and stopped making her vlogs but guarantee she will be back to them because TV ain’t interested. She finally attended an RHOA event and was cut out of ALL the footage that made on air. Bravo has filled its quota of loud-mouth, man-looking, ignorant black women. Ha!