I Need Answers
1. Who told T.I. that it would be a good idea to turn Iggy Azalea into the white Jackie-O?
2. Am I to be stoned for admitting that I kind of dig the idea of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian as a couple?
3. Although she’s designed to be Halle Berry’s sequel, isn’t Paula Patton basically just a luckier Lela Rochon?
4. If Madea were a few decades younger and way more honest, would she be Funky Dineva?
5. Anyone else revisiting this after seeing that bland trailer for the Sparkle reboot?
6. What the hell, Harpo?
7. Can we please get Regina Hall more high profile comedic roles?
8. Is Britney Spears really about to get $15 million to just sit there and try not to scare people as she struggles to form a declarative sentence on The X-Factor?
9. Doesn’t Brian McKnight sound like ‘naughty gynecologist’ in this awful ass song about quirting vaginas in need of tutorials?
10. Has anyone actually tried the new chicken wraps at Burger King?
11. Can someone inform Nicki Minaj, Roman Zolanski, Martha Zolanski, Onika Maraj, the Barbz, Ken Barbz, and whomever else residing in the fold that criticism comes with the territory so chill the fuck out already?
12. Speaking of her, whatever happened to Nicki Minaj’s bisexuality?
13. How long will the good people at Roc Nation try to convince us that Rita Ora isn’t just a Rihanna hologram?
14. Will the self-appointed respectable Negroes of the world ever let me watch my trashy reality television programming in peace?
15. Drake recently acknowledged that he has a sex tape locked away, so although we’ll never see it (no complaints either), what are the chances that it looks like a Lifetime TV movie? You know, before the tragedy happens.
16. Why won’t Eve just fess up to not liking Nicki Minaj already?
17. After Lil’ Kim announced her “Return of the Queen” tour, who else instantly thought, “OOH! I can’t wait for Beyoncé’s next tour?”
18. Considering she throws out the word faggot in anger and thinks all it takes for gay men to fall for her is a fresh weave and vintage coutour, why do some of you gay men like Marlo Hampton exactly?
19. So if I tell you I’m kind of turned on by this, must I start referring to myself as a limited Rihanna gay?
20. Can we have a moment of silent for Sheree Whitfield?
13. If holograms were a completely different ethnicity, could sing better and had more stage presence than the original.
1. I thought you were an Iggy fan? But who cares really she is basic, and T.I. is basic for working with her. Azealia Banks is the ratchet-trashy-talented-innovative femcee of the future can’t wait for her features with Missy and No Doubt to come out!
13. RIta Ora > Rihanna…I know your getting old but you need to keep up with the hot fresh new talent if your going to make comments about them that are basic and baseless. Rihanna stole Rita Ora’s style before she came out to throw shade knowing that Rita is poised by Roc Nation to replace her, its Ri Ri’s own fault.
18. Marlo throws shade well and looks good doing it, its the RHOA not Oprah and Gail show. She aint no body role model, and no one has any grand exceptions for her. She is the ultimate guilty pleasure…the gays that “live” for her are as shallow as she is, but I want her on the show because she is good entertainment…the season would have been little to nothing with out her.
5. God yes! That new version looks as basic as all the fucks, and i’m not here for Nippy’s newport voice.
8. Ch….the ratings alone. All the judges gon’ have water in front of them while Brit gon’ have Cheetos and Pepsi. Somebody should take a shot every time she says “Yall”.
10. Kid Fury says they’re trash.
17. Only the Beyhive *blank stare*
19. She looks wasted! LMAO
2. No you’re not…I don’t follow Kim’s show/exploits…only her fashion. Neither I am invested in Kanye as a person…so from a purely superficial point of view, I think they look gorgeous together..and the ensuing entertainment is a gotdamn KIIII. I’ve been getting my life all day from niggrums tripping out on blogs and LSA. SMH
9. Seriously, I felt so much second hand embarrassment for him I couldn’t watch the whole thing. WTF!
17. A tour? Wasn’t she performing in some club in Nigeria? O_o Aside from my feeling that Bey-Bey got some shady-ass management now…I’m not seriously anticipating a tour for another 2-3 yrs at the very least.
18. I’ve lost interest in Rih this era…the challenges of keeping up is just not worth the effort. *shrugs*
1, 11, 12, 13, 18, 20: WHO?
2. Yes, you need to be stoned for mentioning ANY useless, vapid whores.
7. Yes, if black people can get better movies written and made (where is your screenplay, mister?)
8. LOL, KI KI, HAHA
9. Brian Mc Ugly should NEVER sing about sex. Who wants him?
15. Cartoon dogs fucking on camera is always a tragedy.
19. EEEW! How can you be turned on by her and not Ciara?
@Remote That’s easy! Rihanna is sexy. Ciara is butch.